Here is our so handsome Rudi who is coming all the way from Kazakstan to be new governor of Tasdemia.

As you know all kowgirls have been on streets doing their bits for campaign. Breaking news is Rudi looking forward to taking up residence in splendid house on hill. Only problem wonders whether garage will be suitable for Lada. We say no problem – beautiful large shed available on waterfront. Now whole area is in hands where it belong and out of hands of troublesome local councils and publics. We fix. Rudi say no need for chaufeur. He is bring oh so handsome cousins who also help with security. Rudi inorginating few cultural changes in Hobartistan. Begin with cabbage and gristle festival – maybe Taste of Cabbage and Gristle. Good for tourist. Yes, really puttihg Tasdemia on international circuit.